Born in Dallas, TX from a human mother and 5' 17" father, Paul was raised in Atlanta, GA. Paul spent his early years crying in the fetal position, winning arguments with his sister, and sneaking out of the house to catch craw-dads. Paul spent his summers watching the 3 channels that were viewable with static because his parents were too cheap to pay for cable. Ever since his earliest days, he was fascinated by being the most stubborn, annoying prick on the planet.
Paul left Atlanta in 2001 to head to Seattle, WA. He studied hippies, beached whales, and plaid. However, he could not escape the allure of women with makeup and quickly began scheming for a way to get home. From crack whores to City Council members, Paul's love of assisting people with their problems was uncontrollable. Paul soon sold his body to get enough money to drive...back to Atlanta.
Paul was excited to be home, where he could accost people freely, and chastise their dreams. "I became a student of Bieber," he recalls. A couple years later, Paul moved to Philadelphia to gamble away all the money he was earning, and meet Jamie Kennedy. Paul then began writing TV pilots and continued auditioning for any production that would see him, mostly snuff films. His first comedy gig was for the doctors in the delivery room who at Paul's birth laughed themselves to death. Formal charges still pending.
It wasn't long before Paul landed a big role in a major motion picture. His first major role, playing an extra in the blockbuster thriller Diary of a Mad Black Woman, earned him considerable acclaim and earned Paul several glowing reviews. Since that time, Paul has appeared in nearly a dozen films and television episodes...mostly where he photoshopped himself into them.
Paul is now "working" on his first leading role in a major motion picture, which is due to be completed sometime over the course of his life. "Paul's love of comedy is infectious", said one fan at a recent show, "Once you see him work, you want to claw out your eyes through your scrotum."
- Paul Hoover, Autobiographical